This week I was approached by a prawn that was confused about the legality of marrying outside of his prawn race. He was concerned that his fellow prawns would look down on a choice to marry outside his designated prawniety (prawn talk for flock/society).
Though I am usually quite the expert on crustation law, I must confess that I was momentarily stumped by this prawn’s query.
Thus, I decided to approach an expertรด (expert expert) on the subject.
Mr Lynch is an acclaimed prawn lawyer, with high profile experience representing “The Artist” formerly known as PRAWN, and popular celebrity chef Prawnie Oliver. When queried on the subject he responded with:
“King prawns would only ever marry Queen Prawns. If they married other King Prawns that would be gay*. They’d be faggot* prawns. Tiger prawns would marry whoever they want…they’re tigers. So yes, I think there would be prawn liaisons outside the boundaries of decency. Like an inter-racial couple…only under the sea.”
Mr Lynch’s contribution to the discourse provides a distinct understanding of prawn marital law and most importantly, assisted the aforementioned prawn greatly in his pursuit to marry the prawn of his choosing.
*happy
*those sticks you use to make a fire…close friend to kindling
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